Consider this a virtual kick under the table, then?

I have had to go out and climb my stairs three times to get myself to calm down enough. And yes, treading very carefully, because the students do not deserve worse from her than they've already gotten.

I think I've an idea how to answer, though I wish I could manage your same appeal to authority. (Appeal to expert advice on security and privacy, however, will be making an appearance.)

Linus also asks if there's a magic to read things out loud to someone. I had a thought about a dictation quill, but I wasn't sure about the other.